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The Sex Toy Fairy Visted Me Last Night
Thursday, March 22, 2007

Or... Why is Pays To Clean Your Room More than Twice a Year



While I was on my hands and knees...


*sigh*


PERVERTS!



....I was looking for the USB cord for my Ipod. I searched the various piles and corners of my room, eventuall making my way to underneath my bed. I tend to find forgotten socks, receipts, and the occasional cat under there, but last night I hit a goldmine.

This unopened package was hidden underneath my bed for...well, who knows how long! I honestly do not remember ever buying it. Did someone buy it for me and then hide it? Did I sleep walk to the porn store? I mean really. WTF?

As far as finger vibes go, this one is pretty sweet. It has 5 different settings, as well as a intensity dial, and all those lovely doo-dad attachments. And extra batteries. And a sample of lube. AND instructions in English. It's like the BMW of adult novelties.

After (I konw, gross) sniffing the package many times to confirm that it hadn't be...used, I started playing around with it. Well, not PLAYING with it. Just pressing the buttons and what not. All in all, I'm very excited, though still somewhat perplexed on how I became the owner.



-- posted by Jenn at Thursday, March 22, 2007

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3 Comments:

to my recollection... Moncton sex shop on Walsh and Mountain Rd. I think you got it in the bargain bin...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:46 PM  

my concern is that you've become so wrapped up in this little toy, you no longer have time for us, your loyal readers!

we miss you. can't you finger vibe and type??

By Blogger Jallápenno, at 2:49 PM  

I miss you. Where have you gone?

By Blogger Megan, at 3:29 AM  

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